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02 June 2006

The Many Faces of Sexy

You know those vain posts in which people post pictures of their faces, all in different angles and poses?

Yeah, those.

Now before I begin, I realize that these pictures could ruin my reputation, so let me take a moment to say that I'm uglier in person.

To make this post slightly educational, I'm going to give a safety awareness illustration of what not to do with electrical sockets.

Don't stick your finger in them.


Bad things could happen. Very bad things.




Oh, my disclaimer: Warning! A scary picture of me may follow, if you're easily frightened, now would be a good time to go hide under your mommy's dress. And Buffy, you know where to find me.

POW!

14 comments:

Alyx said...

My.
Oh my.

..........no words!

z0nk said...

No MR.E I have to disagree with you, you are much more hideous there then I have ever seen you. oh and i hope you dont mind, i linked to you.

z0nk said...

i am not saying your good looking your far from.

Nats said...

Eman dear, you need help.

But it's okay, some people are just more insane than others...

To sum up my conclusion,

Lay off the beer.

Link said...

Alyx: Yes, I tend to have that effect on people sometimes.

z0nk: You're wrong. Just plain old wrong. No, I don't mind that you linked to me. Now I'm not saying that your grammar is correct and that your [sic] a good speller, your [sic] far from.

Nats: I need help, just not yours. Me, insane? You're damn right.

No, I didn't drink any beer. I was high on the Spirit, ok?

Rick said...

it that your really your hair?????

Nicole said...

jesus christ, thats a mazing.

Lisa said...

hahaa!

You are too vain.

Nina said...

Man, u put the disclaimer in the wrong place! The scariest one wasn't the last one, it was 2nd to the last.

Pretty funny stuff.

Link said...

Rick: Yeah, that's my hair, right after my sister got inspired to straighten it.

Tommy: Thank you, but please try not to take the Lord's name in vain.

Lisa: I'm not vain. So there.

Nina: I put it there on purpose. But it's not so funny when I expose it now, is it?

FROST said...

wow!! quite the hair!!

Psycho said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*takes deep soothing breath*



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


DEAR LORD...thats all I can say...I LOVE YOU!!! :P

but hey...what is it with Canadians nowadays and having poofy hair?? Its almost like you and Sebby are related...heh

Rory said...

Oooh gosh I love you!

Link said...

Frost: Thanks.

Psycho: I'm going to have to put up a disclaimer which reads, "The author takes no responsibility for the brief bouts of hyperventilation reading these posts may cause."

The poofy hair is purely coincidental.

Rory: Oooh gosh, I love you too!

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