So as it is, I got to see the final installment of the Star Wars Episodes. Now I have seen the complete set from 1-6. This one wasn't so bad, although some of the acting was pretty crummy, and there were too many "special" effects. Although next time I'll probably stick to watching movies at home. It's not that the giant migrane-giving screen or the deafening surround sound was bad, but there was no pause button so that I could quickly run to the loo. Not to mention those ANNOYING Star Wars nerds, all dressed up in sissy robes (which didn't look anything like a Jedi's) , armed with galactic looking squirt guns, telling me to shut up everytime I whispered something into Sonya's ear, and all the while I could hear their goofy laughing and clapping. Back to the movie: it has some good points, although I think it's sad (stupid) how Anakin has to make so many mistakes which lead him to ruin, sorrow, and the Dark Side. Senator Palpatine is ugly as hell, he should consider a face lift...Yoda, as usual, rocks with his force skills. I want a pet just like him, so it can amuse me with tricks when I'm bored and destroy my enemies. The strange thing about this movie, is that when we went to the nearest theater to watch it, they didn't have it. They instead handed us a paper stating the reasons they weren't showing it. Because George Lucas came up with some arrogant conditions to meet:
#1: His movie must be shown in the largest room(s) of the theater.
Does he think his movie is the greatest or what?
#2: All theaters showing his movie must give him 70% of the income they make on his movie for the first two weeks, and 65% the next three weeks.
As if Georgie doesn't make enough money already.
Poor guy.
Bad pun.
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