Twiddle, Diddle, and Piddle (with a fiddle in the middle)

All that to say that I'm losing my inspiration to keep this blog up. I feel my writing has become rather cliche, what with all these angsty feelings that I need to get off my chest and out to the world through my writing so that others can read my blog and label me emo so that I can write a rebuttal and verbally kick their butts through my convincing and witty discourses.

Breathe in, breathe out.

All seriousness aside, I'm not saying that I'm going to go on an indefinite hiatus, neither am I saying that I'm shutting this site down or giving up on writing. I'll never give up on writing, just like I'll never give up tabasco sauce. But I need to regain my motivation and inspiration, and I need to finish my blog's new and simplistic look.

But I have been having a harder time coming up with things to write about, and what little great ideas pop into my head (POP!) are usually lost to the big chaotic void that is my mind.

I need my caffeine fix. I know it's Liquid Satan, but sometimes sin is very tempting.

So I'll just here and play with my three new little best friends, Twiddle, Diddle, and Piddle. We'll brainstorm hot new posts and waste a lot of time that way.

On a lighter note, caramel popcorn is a travesty. Avoid like I avoid Marianne. Which basically means you should hide whenever you see it.