First off, I'm assuming (hoping) that you're a girl. Secondly, I also assume you are acquainted with me; that or you really are bold enough to encourage a complete stranger to pleasure himself.
Well, I'm glad I finally touched on a topic you are familiar with, it must have been hard to wait until I wrote something that briefly mentioned masturbation. However, the point is that I don't like titles.
Yeah, a girl I am! But I wasn't waiting to know you in order to encourage you to pleasure yourself, we should all pleasure ourselves that way we are happy and satisfied to the full! Yay! I think that although I have spoken to you in the past I prefere saying that I am ever so bold! Heh! If that was the point you may want to post a article about that very subject because I think that the point was completly lost in that hell of a title you choose! Have fun choosing more titles and jacking-off while you are at it!
I take back what I said about you being bold; maybe you arrived late and didn't read on how I feel about "anonymous cowards", but suffice it to say that I don't hold them in very high regard. That should explain my seeming hostility to you.
I won't get into an explanation of satirical writing, I believe my post is self-explanatory in that regard.
I try not to choose titles while wanking myself off, it's too distracting.
Well, you don't know me by name, but I'm a Detroit Devil, *titter titter*, I go by the name Dog and there have been posts about me on Rory's blog, I believe? The Dog I am and that will I stay, for eternity! *woof woof* From now on I no longer will be anonymous, but will assume the title of: DOG Love you man! Take care of yourself, *snicker*!
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MASTURBATING?!
You finally touched on a topic i am familiar with, heh!
What, may I ask, was on your mind?
Hope you had a good time!
Cum baby, cum!
First off, I'm assuming (hoping) that you're a girl. Secondly, I also assume you are acquainted with me; that or you really are bold enough to encourage a complete stranger to pleasure himself.
Well, I'm glad I finally touched on a topic you are familiar with, it must have been hard to wait until I wrote something that briefly mentioned masturbation. However, the point is that I don't like titles.
Sleep was on my mind.
Thank you, I always do.
Yeah, a girl I am! But I wasn't waiting to know you in order to encourage you to pleasure yourself, we should all pleasure ourselves that way we are happy and satisfied to the full! Yay! I think that although I have spoken to you in the past I prefere saying that I am ever so bold! Heh!
If that was the point you may want to post a article about that very subject because I think that the point was completly lost in that hell of a title you choose! Have fun choosing more titles and jacking-off while you are at it!
Well, that's a relief.
Amen to that.
I take back what I said about you being bold; maybe you arrived late and didn't read on how I feel about "anonymous cowards", but suffice it to say that I don't hold them in very high regard. That should explain my seeming hostility to you.
I won't get into an explanation of satirical writing, I believe my post is self-explanatory in that regard.
I try not to choose titles while wanking myself off, it's too distracting.
Well, you don't know me by name, but I'm a Detroit Devil, *titter titter*, I go by the name Dog and there have been posts about me on Rory's blog, I believe? The Dog I am and that will I stay, for eternity! *woof woof*
From now on I no longer will be anonymous, but will assume the title of: DOG
Love you man! Take care of yourself, *snicker*!
Oh, geez.
I remember you.
Heh, love you too.
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