No one comments anymore. Why? Because they're either critics or toilets. But hey, it was worse when they were "anonymous cowards" or "blemishes".
Take no offense to the titles I have given you, they are meant in an affectionate way. Unless, of course, you are here to disagree with me, in which case you are a Toilet Critic.
(My current titles are actually parodies of the argumentative and better-than-you attitudes and style of many bloggers nowadays. And yes, I'm better than you. No? PROVE IT.)
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Because if anyone commented, it would be me, and that's a bad thing. Talking like a toilet and all. You don't want that.
Gio.
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Your blog needs more color. Mine does too. Hey, maybe you can design something for the both of us! (pleading grin)
Gio.
Toilets?? When did u change it to "toilets"? Man, no wonder no one commented. ;)
I hv to admit, I didn't like the "anonymous cowards" one, since there were hardly any anonymous "commentators" here & it just seemed unfair to the rest of us. But I know u don't mean to label ppl who comment on your posts; u just change stuff around for variety, & there's no offense taken.
Although... it may stop some ppl from commenting if they think they hv to limit their comments to criticisms or disagreements. Wild guess.
Gio: I don't mind you. You can go ahead and speak like a good little toilet.
About the design thing, if you drop me a line and give me a basic idea of what you want, and I find that it's an attainable goal, you may have yourself a deal.
Nina: There are hardly any anonymous comments because I scared the cowards off the face of my website.
You're right. I'll think of something.
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