The Capital C Presents: Another Boring Post

Durn.

Where was I?

I think I effectively missed commenting on Kenji and his tutu.

He looks pretty. I want him at my party. I'll promise him BEER.

One reason I missed most of the hype is because I'm busy. Was, am, and will be. You see, DV, I'll be going over to Montreal tomorrow to attend a three day teen get-together. And the next reason is because I'd rather read a Penny Arcade comic, visit the Teletubbies website, or make fun of stupid people on the internet than post on my blog.

Anyway, I think I'll spice up this post with an original column:

Person of My Day: Anyone who tries to be less offensive by writing ass or shit like this: a$$ or sh*t. As if the latter are any less offensive. Just swear already. Or better yet, DON'T swear every sentence, and learn to express yourself more creatively. Thank you.