Whore

I should have titled this "When Blogging Becomes a Chore".

I just might.

Or I'll give the title to some other post.

Sadly, I can't talk about the repetitive happenings of this home, or I'll bore my eight faithful readers to death.

God forbid.

But I'll be going to Montreal tomorrow to attend an Activated meeting, where we do the hardcore stuff like praying, praising, and reading God's Word. And then I get to hang with Marco and Steven. Pimps.

But I'm quite sure I'll get stuck in a library tomorrow, I may have something to tell y'all y'all then.

At least it won't be with this raped mouse that keeps screwing up every few and making me have to rewrite my sentences.

A trick question by fl35h that I want to annoy some soul with someday:

I: "Ruth, do you want to know everything?"
She: "Well, me yes, I always want to know."
I: "To know everything is to be God."
I: "Thus and thus, You want to be God."
I: "Satan!"

I did mention I get an occasional kick out of teasing Spanish or French speakers about their English?:

(Me, while observing a card game:)
Michelle: "Pass the Joker."
Me: "Physically impossible, they are only two Jokers in a card game, and she has both!"
Michelle: "Then what is THIS?"
Me: "That's a Jack."
Michelle: "Oh. Well, it's hard to tell the difference, they both have a 'G' at the beginning."
Me: "'J'."
Michelle: "DIE, YOU!"

Or my dad's simple mistakes:

(My dad while telling an anecdote on Faith and Works:)
Dad: "There are two whores (oars), one that says Faith, and one that says Works..."

(My dad while commenting on how he doesn't want my little brother playing with the money in his bag:)
Dad: "I don't mind if he just looks at the different bills and penies."
Mom: "Pennies, honey."

(My dad while reading "Focus on the Power!":)
Dad: "... to fuck us on the power."
Me: (clears throat) "Focus, dad, focus."

My mom occasionally blurts things like:

(My mom while reading to us from "The Basic Mop":)

Mom: "...is a hole in the DICK."
Me: "Dyke?"

I got more of these. In my brain archives.

Somewhere.