Monkey's Funeral

Life. Not entirely explained. Not entirely explainable.

Here lies our good friend, Monkey. He spent his life just sitting in a tree, eating bananas. His visitors in life were few, contrasting greatly with the many who now flock to his grave. His toothy grin always brought a smile to the faces of children, although many ridiculed his crooked teeth. He was a quiet and loving soul, never one prone to sharp outbursts. We are sad to see you go, Monkey. Your memory will always live on in us. So it is with a fond farewell and a twinge of jealousy that we see you go, for we know that you are off to a better place. Amen.