Today my two younger brothers showed of their inherent genius by dressing up as clowns and performing a small show for our home. It started off with a few magic tricks and then some dancing. In one of the "magic tricks", they would attempt to put an egg into a 1.18L Labatt Blue Dry bottle. Angelique started off with a little story, "This egg here is named Timothy. One day Timothy was running away from Anti-Christ soldiers. He rounded a corner and found no way of escape, save a tiny hole that led to the sewer (all the while unsuccessful attempts are being made to get a piece of burning newspaper into the bottle)". Then finally when the paper is successfully inserted, "Timothy" is placed on top of the bottle. He begans to shake, and within moments a "Pop!" is heard and half of him enters the bottle, while his other half litters the table and floor around. I sure hope that won't happen in the Endtime if I ever try to squeeze into a tiny hole to evade soldiers. The "c" in this keyboard isn't functioning well...
Hail, people of the Sun!
And if you're a moon child,
it isn't my fault that you were born a lunatic.
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